10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.