10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"