10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha