10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT