10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth