10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• It's Free To Fold...