10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water