10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die