10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus