10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22