10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike