10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Welcome to kicker school
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare