10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "No river, no fish."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.