10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.