10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer