10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Welcome to kicker school
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe