10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.