10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."