10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester