10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!