10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-