10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."