10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "No river, no fish."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves