10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- It's Free To Fold...
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers