10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.