10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is for loners.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?