10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- It's Free To Fold...
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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