10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!