10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer