10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."