10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.