10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs