10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom