10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd