10 Random Poker Quotes

i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --