10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is for loners.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.