10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack