10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.