10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain