10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Welcome to kicker school
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.