10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright