10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Welcome to kicker school
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.