10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- im going to 2 out you to death
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.