10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?