10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.