10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)