10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.