10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph