10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury