10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.